Mark SimmonsAward-winning Stand-up Comedian and Master of the One-liner

Mark Simmons is a highly acclaimed comedian renowned for his exceptional timing and expert delivery of one-liners. He has built a formidable reputation across the UK and Ireland comedy circuits, recently headlining his debut national tour, Quip Off the Mark. His sharp wit has been recognised by the industry on multiple occasions, notably placing three times in the top rankings for Dave’s Best Joke of The Fringe. A familiar face on television, Mark was a series regular on the popular panel show Mock The Week. His professional versatility has seen him support high-profile comedians including Rob Brydon and Rob Beckett on their respective tours. Beyond the stage, he has appeared on BBC Radio 4 programmes such as The Good The Bad and the Unexpected and the Today Programme, while also featuring as a regular guest on BT Sport’s DIY Pundit. Mark has further established himself as a digital standout, gaining a massive social media following for his spontaneous audience interactions and clever wordplay. On his podcast, Jokes With Mark Simmons, he explores the craft of comedy with fellow professionals. He is frequently booked for his ability to engage diverse audiences with a fast-paced and brilliantly constructed comedic style that guarantees a memorable experience. On stage, Mark Simmons is best known for talks on Comedy, Performing Arts and Entertainment. Audiences leave with a clear, practical view of the subject rather than a generic overview — every keynote is shaped around the brief and the room. Their work resonates with leaders across Comedy and Entertainment, where the themes translate directly into team decisions, customer experience and growth strategy. Mark Simmons is regularly booked for Performers and Entertainer and After Dinner Speaker, adapting tone, length and format to suit the event — from a 20-minute opener to a full conference keynote with Q&A. Based in UK, Mark Simmons travels internationally for engagements. To check availability or request a tailored brief for your event, send an enquiry and we'll come back with fees, dates and a short summary of how Mark Simmons would approach your audience.