Hal Cruttenden

Hal Cruttenden stands as one of the most prominent touring comedians in the UK and Ireland today. A graduate of the Central School of Speech and Drama, he has built a multifaceted career spanning stand-up, presenting, and acting. His television presence is extensive, featuring multiple appearances on signature programmes such as Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News For You, and The Royal Variety Performance. Beyond comedy, he has hosted The Rugby’s On for TNT Sport alongside Ugo Monye and appeared in acclaimed dramas including Shackleton and EastEnders. His international reputation has been solidified through performances at leading comedy festivals in Melbourne, Montreal, and New Zealand. In addition to recording three successful stand-up specials—Tough Luvvie, Straight Outta Cruttenden, and Chubster—he authored and performed in his own Radio 4 sitcom, Hal. His recent creative endeavours include high-profile film work, having been cast to portray Winston Churchill in the movie The Man with the Plan. As a seasoned professional with over a decade of headline touring experience, he is a frequent guest on popular shows like The One Show and The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice. Audiences seek his services for his polished delivery, sharp observational humour, and the versatile stage presence required to anchor major corporate events and live ceremonies. On stage, Hal Cruttenden is best known for talks on Stand-Up Comedy, Hosting Events and Corporate Entertainment. Audiences leave with a clear, practical view of the subject rather than a generic overview — every keynote is shaped around the brief and the room. Their work resonates with leaders across Entertainment and Events, where the themes translate directly into team decisions, customer experience and growth strategy. Hal Cruttenden is regularly booked for Performers and Entertainer, After Dinner Speaker and Awards Hosts, adapting tone, length and format to suit the event — from a 20-minute opener to a full conference keynote with Q&A. Based in UK, Hal Cruttenden travels internationally for engagements. To check availability or request a tailored brief for your event, send an enquiry and we'll come back with fees, dates and a short summary of how Hal Cruttenden would approach your audience.